Let’s get one thing straight: LIFE? It’s not some magical fairy tale. It’s a relentless, sneaky little trickster that will find a way to let you down when you least expect it. That dream job? Ghosted. The relationship you thought was forever? Crumbled faster than a stale cookie. And don’t even get me started on group chat plans—because when people say “let’s hang out soon,” you might as well pencil in never.
So yeah, my philosophy is simple: expect disappointment in order not to be disappointed. Sounds familiar?It’s not cynical; it’s survival. You prepare for the worst, assume nothing good is coming, and guess what? When it inevitably goes sideways, you’re unfazed. If life’s going to be a dumpster fire, I’d rather bring my own marshmallows than get caught off guard.
People Let You Down—Every. Single. Time.
If there’s one thing you can count on in this world, it’s people disappointing you. I’m not saying everyone is terrible, but let’s face it: most people are unreliable at best. Case in point: the “friend” who promises they’ll come to your birthday party but then texts you last-minute saying they’re “feeling under the weather.” And by “under the weather,” they mean they’re in bed watching Netflix and pretending you don’t exist.
Or how about your groupmates who swears they’ll cover for you on that project, only to leave you scrambling at 11:59 p.m. because they suddenly “forgot” the deadline? Shocking. The worst part is, you knew they’d flake, but you let yourself believe this time would be different.
That’s where my philosophy comes in: don’t expect people to follow through. Assume every plan will get canceled, every promise will be broken, and every text will remain unanswered. Then, when someone does show up, it feels like you’ve just won the lottery—except it’s not cash; it’s basic human decency.
Life’s “Big Moments” Are Just Big Letdowns
Oh, you thought your wedding day would be perfect? That your baby would sleep through the night? That your promotion would make you feel fulfilled? Adorable. But reality? Reality is here to slap you across the face like the relentless force of gravity.
Take weddings, for example. You’ve spent months planning every little detail, from the floral arrangements to the playlist. But then it rains, the DJ plays the wrong first-dance song, and your drunk cousin starts a fight over the dessert table. Congratulations—you’re married, and now you’re also P300,000 poorer for the privilege.
Or let’s talk about that “dream job.” You know, the one you killed yourself to get. You imagined it would be fulfilling, inspiring, and full of opportunities to grow. And what did you get instead? Endless meetings, a micromanaging boss, and enough stress to make your hairline retreat faster than your hopes and dreams.
If you expect life’s big moments to be disappointing, you’ll save yourself the heartbreak. Plan for the worst-case scenario: assume the venue will double-book, the baby will scream, and the job will suck. If things somehow go right? Cool. But odds are, they won’t.
The Universe Is Not On Your Side
You know those motivational quotes that say, “The universe has a plan for you”? Lies. The universe doesn’t care about your plans. It’s busy throwing curveballs just to keep itself entertained.
Exhibit A: You finally decide to take a chance and book a dream vacation. You save up, plan every detail, and even pack your best Instagram-worthy outfits. But then—bam. Flight canceled. Luggage lost. And congratulations, you’ve caught the stomach flu in the middle of paradise. The universe strikes again.
Exhibit B: You work hard to build the perfect life—steady job, great partner, adorable dog. But then the company downsizes, the partner cheats, and the dog eats your couch. What’s the lesson here? The universe isn’t playing fair, and it never will. So, stop expecting it to.
Low Expectations = Zero Heartbreak
Here’s the beauty of expecting disappointment: you can’t be hurt if you never got your hopes up in the first place. You start seeing the world for what it really is—a chaotic mess where things go wrong more often than they go right.
Your date cancels? Whatever. You were expecting to go out with your colleagues during the coming holidays, but then you found out that they had already booked their travel plans without including you. Never mind. You prepared a special dish to share with your friend but she did not come for work. Heat it tomorrow. Your favorite TV show ends with a garbage finale that ruins the whole series? Classic. But because you saw it all coming, you don’t feel that sting of betrayal. You just shrug and move on, like the emotionally bulletproof genius you are.
And honestly? This mindset isn’t just practical—it’s freeing. You stop wasting energy on pointless expectations and start living in the real world. It’s not pessimism; it’s efficiency. (Okay, maybe a little pessimism, but can you blame me?)
No Hope, No Problem
The bottom line? Life is a series of letdowns. The sooner you accept that, the less power those disappointments have over you. Hope is a nice idea in theory, but in practice? It’s a setup for failure. By expecting disappointment, you take back control. You brace yourself for the inevitable, and when it happens, you’re ready.
So no, I won’t be crossing my fingers for good luck or wishing on shooting stars. I’ll be over here, sipping my lukewarm tea, knowing that life is a hot mess—and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Because when you expect disappointment, you’ll never be disappointed. And honestly? That’s the closest thing to winning this chaotic game called life.
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